I guess maybe “hate” isn’t exactly the right word. These are really more pet peeves and things I just don’t really like or understand, but that’s just not an exciting title. Any maybe this is just isn’t an exciting topic, but I’ve been thinking about this kinda stuff lately and I’m trying to bring back the “Friday Fives” thing, so it seemed like a good idea to me! 😉
1. Stretchy dog leashes.
I’m pretty sure the devil himself invented stretchy dog leashes. You know what I’m talking about, right? Those leashes with the weird handles with a button that releases or locks a thin fabric cable in place? I swear those things can cut a limb off if you end up tangled in one of them, which seems to happen every single time I encounter a person who has their dog hooked to one. Plus it seems to me that they just defeat the whole purpose of having your dog on a leash. You can’t really control your dog from 30 feet away.
2. When people leave their GU/other fuel wrappers on the trail or stick it in the chain link fence instead of throwing it away.
IF YOU HAD A PLACE TO KEEP IT WHILE IT WAS FULL YOU HAVE A PLACE TO KEEP IT WHILE IT’S EMPTY!!!!! Plus I always find them a few feet away from trash cans. Seriously, just throw them into the trash or stash it back where you had it before you ate it. Littering isn’t cool people.
3. When cyclists hog the trail.
I cannot tell you how many times I’ve had to bail off the trail because some dickhead cyclist is riding side by side with their friend and they don’t want to pause their conversation for two seconds to ride one behind the other while they pass me going the opposite direction. Or when they take a curve too fast and end up too far to their left and therefore in the very small section of the trail that I need to run on. 1. There is a speed limit on this particular trail that I’m talking about for a reason! 2. I’m a fucking pedestrian I’m going a lot slower and taking less space on the trail than you are. That’s why you’re suppose to be watching out for and trying to avoid hitting me, not the other way around. 3. There are huge ass signs with rules basically stating all of this and more posted all over the trail for a reason!
4. People who are rude to cashiers/waiters/any other person working in customer service.
Oh man, I don’t even know where to start with this one. Just, why? What’s even the point? They’re people too, just trying to do their job and you bitching at them doesn’t make it any easier. I worked at a Walgreen’s for two years so I’ve go some experience with this kind of thing. Whenever you’re kind/friendly/understanding to the person trying to help you, you get much better service and the person actually tries to help solve whatever issue you’re having. Whenever you’re rude, 90% of the time that person is doing whatever it takes to get you out of their hair. Dealing with rude customers is no fun and no body wants to do it. Don’t be a rude customer.
5. Pants that don’t have pockets. Or worse, fake pockets!
Seriously!!! Why do a good majority of my pants lack pockets?!? I need a place to store stuff but I don’t want to have to carry a purse with me everywhere I go…At this point I’d almost be happy with those tiny pockets that you can only fit a few dollars and a tube of chap stick in. At least that’s better than nothing.
Maybe it’s just because I don’t wear jeans though, but I’ve yet to fine a pair of jeans that fit properly around my waist/thighs/butt, so jeans aren’t typically an option for me. But that’s a whole other thing that I hate and I’m not about to get into that right now.